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Animal Riddles
What do you get if you cross a spider and a rat?
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An aRATnid!
What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
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A peliCAN!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the other side.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
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Because they don't know the words.
What animal never tells the truth?
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A Lion!
Why did the grizzly catch cold?
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Because he went outside in his bear feet.
Why are elephants poor?
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Because they work for peanuts.
What do you call a crying camel?
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A humpback wail.
What kind of key can never open a door?
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A turKEY.
What did the parrot say when he fell in love with a duck?
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"Polly want a quacker!"
Where did the tiger go when he lost his tail?
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To a re-tail store.
What holiday do wolves celebrate in the fall?
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Howl-oween!
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
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"Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
What's smarter than a hummingbird?
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A spelling bee.
What do you get when you cross a pony with a bird?
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A horse fly.
Why do all the animals go to the grizzly for answers?
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Because he has the bear facts.
Why did it take the elephant so long to get on the airplane?
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Because he had to check his trunk.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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I have no eye deer.
What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
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A giraffe on roller blades.
What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
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Get out of its way!
Why did the turkey pop a wheelie?
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To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do you give a sick bird?
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Tweetment!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a teddy bear?
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Winnie the Phew!
What's striped and bouncy?
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A tiger on a pogo stick!
When do ducks fly upside down?
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When they quack up!
What animal would you like to be on a cold day?
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A little otter!
What did the frog order from the drive-thru?
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Flies and a Croak!
Why did the frog say "meow"?
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He was learning a foreign language.
What game do cows play at parties?
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Mooosical Chairs.
How do fleas travel from place to place?
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By itch hiking!
