Animal Riddles

What do you get if you cross a spider and a rat?

What kind of can never needs a can-opener?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why do hummingbirds hum?

What animal never tells the truth?

Why did the grizzly catch cold?

Why are elephants poor?

What do you call a crying camel?

What kind of key can never open a door?

What did the parrot say when he fell in love with a duck?

Where did the tiger go when he lost his tail?

What holiday do wolves celebrate in the fall?

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

What's smarter than a hummingbird?

What do you get when you cross a pony with a bird?

Why do all the animals go to the grizzly for answers?

Why did it take the elephant so long to get on the airplane?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

Why did the turkey pop a wheelie?

What do you give a sick bird?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a teddy bear?

What's striped and bouncy?

When do ducks fly upside down?

What animal would you like to be on a cold day?

What did the frog order from the drive-thru?

Why did the frog say "meow"?

What game do cows play at parties?

How do fleas travel from place to place?